Privacy policy

We collect as little as possible. This is a parody — we have no interest in your actual secrets.

What we collect

• Account: your email (for sign-in only, never shown publicly), and an 18+ confirmation.
• Profile (optional): codename, pseudonym, pronouns, age range, country, occupation category and short bio. We never ask for employer names, precise location or ID.
• Assessment answers and the resulting fictional score.
• Conversations with AI characters, if you are signed in, so you can resume them.
• Basic usage counts (e.g. number of AI replies) to enforce fair-use limits.

AI providers

Your chat messages are sent to a third-party AI model provider through a secure server connection to generate character replies. Messages that look like real credentials or secrets are blocked and never forwarded. Do not include personal or confidential information in chats.

Guests

Guest chats are kept only in your browser tab and are not stored on our servers. Guest assessments are stored with a random anonymous ID so your share link works.

Public reports

Shared report pages show only your codename and fictional results — never your email, raw answers or chats. You can make any report private or delete it.

Retention & deletion

Account data is kept until you delete it. Unclaimed guest assessments and usage records are retained for up to 90 days. You can delete conversations or your entire account at any time from Settings.